pressing:

i took 99 selfies and i can’t use one: a classic novel written by me

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

onthelosingside:

'i understand'

disneymoviesandfacts:

Anna: I’m Anna.

Olaf: And who’s the funky looking donkey over there?

Anna: That’s Sven.

Olaf: Uh-huh, and who’s the reindeer?

Anna: …Sven.

Olaf: Oh they’re bo - oh! Okay. Makes things easier for me.

disneymoviesandfacts:

Anna: I’m Anna.

Olaf: And who’s the funky looking donkey over there?

Anna: That’s Sven.

Olaf: Uh-huh, and who’s the reindeer?

Anna: …Sven.

Olaf: Oh they’re bo - oh! Okay. Makes things easier for me.

say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile