BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG
I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof see
but little did he know I DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE
Sure not a son of Aphrodite?
Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls.
i didnt actually notice how often this happens omj
I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why
having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun
That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar