as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

marchingt0thefutur3:

just the best

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

themadhatter-steacup:

andwedr0wn:

Same

He saw the moment and thought it’s my time to shine

selenaafuckme:

paparazzi: you and selena good, man?

justin: ✌️

Yes but we’re taking things slow
Apparent answer of Justin when he was asked if he’s dating Selena (via loving-jelena)
I saw Selena the other night and she’s got a big new song coming out. And a really cool video she shot. Which the video is interesting…I don’t wanna tell you too much before it’s officially done and this is the one she’s gonna release but the video will get people talking about whether or not it’s about she and Justin. That’s for sure. There are good looking youthful kids in it. I watched it and I looked at her and I listened to the lyrics and I’m like ‘Okay, this is gonna have people talking and wondering’.
Ryan Seacrest talks about Selena’s new music and new upcoming music video during On Air with Ryan Seacrest. (x)