i took 99 selfies and i can’t use one: a classic novel written by me
Anna: I’m Anna.
Olaf: And who’s the funky looking donkey over there?
Anna: That’s Sven.
Olaf: Uh-huh, and who’s the reindeer?
Olaf: Oh they’re bo - oh! Okay. Makes things easier for me.
biggest plot twist in all of history
*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*
straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)
straight white boy: are you sure? ;)